Moral Orel/Clay's Rants/Adult Swim

Clay: Dolly, if I go into work today, I'm gonna kill somebody.

Dolly: I see. Well, at least you put in that paperweight order.

Clay: It won't be enough! They never get enough. Always so much more paper than there are weights. You know how much paperwork I have? It never stops! I don't know how it happens. You start out in life as a little baby--

Dolly: Uh-huh. No paperwork.

Clay: Exactly. No paperwork. But do we appreciate it, all us little babies? No, we cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry.

Dolly: Well, I guess when you have a family, that's the sacrifice you--

Clay: Sacrifice -- exactly. I sacrificed the ultimate sacrifice -- my happiness for my kids. You bet I did! You...bet...I...did. And I'd do it again, too. I'd do it over and over again. That's my life -- over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...and over and over and over --

Dolly: Okay, Clay. I get your point.

Clay: NO, YOU DON'T!